All right, I'm giving the Aliens a species names: The Galbadorans. When you see < > around words, it means they're being translated.
Alien Conquest, Part One: Invasion
The Galbadoran warlord Hypaxxus-8 stood on the bridge of the GSS IronFist and looked at the small, blue-green planet rotating below. What are the inhabitants called? he thought, Oh yes...Hu-mans! He turned to the pilot <Get over here!> he barked <Now!> The pilot ran across the room so fast he dissapeared for a moment. <Yessir?Whatisitsir?Whatdoyouwantsir?> he blurted. It was so fast that the computers slaved to Hypaxxus-8's mind had to run it through no less than seventeen times. Which, of course, took less than a quantum fraction of a second. <Contact the rest of the fleet!> he ordered, <Get them ready for Operation Invasion!>
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