Sounds cool Napo, hope you can sleep tonight
Rant about lacking NPC respect in Skyrim incoming:
Look, I walk up to a random guard (and just took down a dragon right in front of him), and he's got nothing to say but an arrogant 'Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll?'.
That just makes you me wish I could shout at the idiot:
I'm dressed in official assasin's garb and armed to the teeth.
I'm Thane of half a dozen cities.
I'm the sole reason the civil war is over.
I carry an arsenal of poisons that would make Boethiah jealous.
I just got home from one-hit-KO'ing the beast destined to end this world.
Twice.With my connections, I can:
Have you immediately arrrested by the royal army of Skyrim.
Have all your valuables and clothes stolen and replaced with poisonous, rotten tomatoes.
Have your house blown to smithereens by a gigantic ball of magical fire.
Have your whole family murdered and eaten by a bunch of ferocious werevolves.
Have you tortured for decades in hundreds of cruel ways by a 10 year old vampire.
And when that's over, I can just kill you with frigging arcane words.
Words, dude.Or even better, I can have my best homie the new High King of Skyrim do it for me.
Or how about letting a huge dragon that I can call forth without raising a finger have the honor?
I even imagine he'd reply: 'Eh.. and?'
Rant over
