Don't type anything that can be used as evidence against you later.

Long story short, it was for something I didn't do.

Deny. Deny. Deny. Then make counter-accusations.

On topic, a yellow TASER makes good sense.

I could go for a yellow handie-talkie, too. Yellow firearms, though, don't do a thing for me.

Yellow firearms could be used for Nerf guns I suppose.

I think Borderlands weapons are color coated. I've never played it, but I've heard. Perhaps there are yellow ones?

There are gold, green, and red guns, I know that.

I'm glad I read this first. For a moment, I thought you were talking about the PKE ("Energy") Meter. I want one of those in yellow, because at Lego scale, it looks like it could double as an electrician's volt meter (also called multimeter or VOM meter).

The yellow Taser would be a nice option.
I wish I knew someone who could print the "forest police" Sheriff's torso design on a medium blue torso. I want my own versions of Sheriff Roscoe, Enos and Cletus.